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What is that…velvet?

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on March 2, 2010

Hi Pretty…

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on March 2, 2010

U cute, can we talk sometimes?  Hell NO!!!!!  The main reason is because of that curtain behind you with the black pumps in the window sill.  Where are you, some roadside inn?  Do you live there?

Just be honest…

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on March 2, 2010

This buffed babe tried to lie and say he was 5’11″….come on dude?!  Your head is barely above the mantle on the fireplace behind you.  Who are you kidding?

I’m too sexy for my sleeves…

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on March 2, 2010

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Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on March 2, 2010

Sometimes I just don’t even need to comment…

Slickricky

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on February 24, 2010

Slickricky sent me a message this afternoon.  Apparently he’s interested in me.  Sadly, I have no interest in him whatsoever!  I’ve already addressed the importance of solo shots, but once again, this fool decides to post a picture of him and his boo…

Then, he followed that picture up with this…

What in the hell is this all about?  What is this telling me about you?  Who is this random child (I’m guessing yours), and whose grave is she at????? Completely weird!

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree!

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on February 23, 2010

Lesson # 2: Profiles are Important People

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on February 23, 2010

Guys, if you really want to impress a female with your profile, take your time and use proper grammar.  Reading some of these profiles on BPM make my head hurt.  Why on earth would anyone want to meet someone that can’t even form a complete sentence.  Additionally, consider the appropriateness of your profiles.  Would you want your mama to read what you write?  That being said, I thought I’d share a few examples on what NOT to do…

A little about me… i’am just a guy who will want to do anything except homosexuality.well not anything nahh. nothing too far fetched. i’am game for anything fun exciting and new. and dont think iam trying to holla at anything that moves. i like beauti, brains , wit substance u dig. so women wit beautil minds get at me.

What are you looking for in a partner? a women thats about getting hers and not waiting on no man to get it for her. lot of heart , brains and ass to go wit it. everybody wants the ideal women or man right?

I’d just like to add… i do many things. really what eva comes along that has promise in making money. right now i write movies poems and is working on a book of my life and many other things. too much to explain. if anything just say hello and we can take it from there

**I do NOT want to read a book of your life if it is written anything like that!**

A little about me… I AM COOL,CALM,COLLECTIVE,ALWAYS READING THEIR IS ALOT OF KNOWLEDGE OUT THERE I WANT MOST OF IT

What are you looking for in a partner? I AM LOOKING FOR A HEALTHY WOMAN READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP NOT SCARRED OR WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE WORLD THINKS ABOUT HER BEING BEAUTIFUL AT ALL TIMES BUT BEING BEAUTIFUL AT ALLTIMES AND DEVOTED AND PASSIONATED

I’d just like to add… I REALLY ENJOY BOOKS,MOVIES,BEING SOCIAL,CHESS,CONVERSATIONS,SPORTS,EATING,CASUAL DINING

**I love a man that is collective and passionated!**

Oh and one more tip.  If you make less than $50,000, just say that you would rather not share your income.  For example this guy said he made between $35-50,000, but then he posted a picture of his BMW on his profile.  So are you telling me you spent a years worth of salary on your car?  That’s responsible.

Male

35 years old

6′ 1″ tall

Slender build

Black hair – Brown eyes

Black/African descent

I do not smoke

Cancer

Good looking

Tech (occupation)

$35,000 – $50,000 (income)

Looking for a Serious relationship

Never Married

Has no children

Christian (religion)

Why?

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on February 23, 2010

The caption under this photo was “bolegedness”.  Sexy.  Every night I lay my head down to sleep, I pray that the good Lord will send me someone who is BOLEGEDED.

Oh the Messages…

Posted in Uncategorized by sbf31 on February 23, 2010

So, since joining BPM.com, my inbox has been flooded with messages.  Often times they are just “flirts” (if you are on bpm, you know what that means), but sometimes, a guy will go out of his way to send you a personal message.  When you get those personal messages, you feel oh so special.  Here are a couple of my favorites:

Hey there Ms Valentine Day Smile !!!

WOW !!! Your picture & description on the web site is quite captivating & VERY intriguing. You are B-E-A-utiful !!!. I almost had to force myself to turn my head to stop from being H-Y-P-N-O-T-I-Z-E-D by your lovely smile,style & beautiful eyes.

I am searching for a new friend, I am still kind of new to the Atlanta area and I am looking far and wide for that special someone . . . Could that be lovely Y-O-U??? I must admit our profile is very interesting!!!  Is is possible that we can keep in touch , exchange #s or something and try to become best friends !!!  because I dont know how much longer I will be on this site either, and I would love to have a chance to get to know B-E-A-utiful Y-O-U !!!. I am always open to a new friend with a clean heart, mind, body & soul so we can exchange #s if interested.

Quote of the day: If you keep doing what is right in your life, then what or whoever is wrong in your life will eventually leave your life.

Take care SWEETIE !!! & I hope to talk to you shortly. Maybe then we will see what our friendship is to be . . .

Peace,JC-

WOW, this guy is in to me!!!!! Do you see the time he put into bolding and capitalizing things?  And, the quote of the day just melted my heart!  Let me show you his picture, too…Back up ladies, this one is mine!!!!!!!!!

P.S. What is a Valentine Day Smile?

And then this guy…

Hi, Yes Lord you are Beautiful !!! U look like a Goddess!!! Who couldn’t love a girl with a smile like yours! Do you model ? U r so cute until u r ugly !! Call me at 404 798 xxxx. You can *67. It will block your number from view. Give me five minutes to say hello.

Stay sweet,

Curtis

I was like awwww, this guy thinks I’m pretty, he thinks I could model AND I’m a Goddess!  I don’t get the so cute until u r ugly part, but whatever works for you.  Slightly over the top, but sweet (I guess).  Until I received the same message 3 times on 3 different days!  Is this you BPM stock greeting?  Loser.

And my personal favorite…

You are the finnest female up on here period. If u looking for a good man than hit me up maybe we can talk and exchange number’s sexy holla back.

Don’t you wish you were the FINNEST female UP ON BPM? I am.

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