BALLIN!
Wow! You must be rich! Flashy whip, pool table, mink coat…water heater. So tell me, how do you shoot pool without hitting that fly car of yours?
Sisqo?
Is that you? Dru Hill has been looking all over for you!
Again, men posing next to one of their prized possessions… You know that when he laid up on that Sea-Doo he just knew he was doin it! Well let me help you out, white boy. Black girls do not want to ride around on your Sea-Doo all day. We take great pride in our hair and one little ounce of water can totally mess things up for us. You might want to post a profile on whitetrashmeet.com.
Hot Wheelz
For some reason, the men on BPM.com love to post pictures of their cars, motorcycles, boats, etc. Personally, I really don’t care to see pictures of you posed by your vehicle, but I get it–it’s a sense of pride for you. This particular picture struck me because that looks like a really nice car. Ohhhhh, is that a Benz? Ohhhhh, is that an apartment complex it is parked outside of? Is your monthly payment on your car more than your RENT? And look at the cars surrounding this one…much more appropriate for the apartment complex parking lot. If you have a luxury vehicle, I’m gonna need you to have a garage to park it in.
Ummmmm
Maybe something is wrong with me, but is anybody else terrified of these legs? Was this supposed to attract me? I hope you didn’t put work in to sculpting your legs like that because it’s not normal, nor is it sexy. And, I think you have a wedgie.
Mama’s Basement
I know what your thinking — there cannot possibly be this many jacked up profiles on an online dating website. Unfortunately, there are, and the saddest part is that the collection found on this blog are only a few of them. There are too many things wrong with this picture for me to even begin to dissect, so I’ll let you all have at it…
A collage of nonsense
Just thought I’d post all the ridiculous pictures I saw today…
Hmmmm….
When women say they need a maintenance man, I’m pretty sure this is not what they envision…
Big boys need love, too
Ideally, I would like a man who is physically fit, but I’m willing to be flexible. If you have a few extra lbs, I can deal with that. What I cannot deal with is you showcasing your few extra lbs to all of the internet. Are you slow? Your profile picture should be attracting me, not scaring me away. Oh, I know, you are being completely upfront and showing me the “real” you. That’s unfortunate, because you chose that shot, I will never care to learn anything more about you. Sorry. Oh, and gentleman. A little manscaping won’t hurt…the taco meat and that little bush in your armpit is never attractive.
Attitude Ninety Seven? Is that shirt from ’97? And look at those scarred up hands and ashy knuckles…gross.
Is he really in a public restroom? He has to be joking, right? And what the hell is on top of that head????
